A couple walked into a gift shop during a pow wow on the reservation. The Native American clerk said to them, I have some special moccasins I think you would be interested in. "They makes you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the moccasins after what the Native American claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the Native American, "How could moccasins make you into a sex freak?" The Native American replied, "Just try them on, Kemosabee." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband let out a war cry, grabbed the Native American, bent him over a table, yanked down his Breech cloth, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Native American’s hips.
The Native American then began screaming, "You got them on the wrong feet Kemosabee! You got them on wrong feet Kemosabee!"