Ok you all, I don't normally do this but after reading the article about the 72 year old and 65 year old ladies getting thrown in Jail for growing 800 pot plants inside their house......I made a comment to Suzen and well my mind started writing music....This what I came up with. lol Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies." Everyone have a good weekend. I know Granny will. hahaha.
Come listen to my story about a little old granny
who brewed moonshine in run down ole shanty
her dealer said moon shines not we need
so she tore down her still.... and started growing weed.
ah..bongs that is hooters, Mary J.
Well first thing you know Her plants start to bud
When Ellie May comes in with a handsome stud
she introduces him to granny and says please please
me and my boe want smoke some ah your weed.
ah take a trip and never leave the farm...I won't tell pa
Next thing you know granny grabes a corn cob pipe
she's a grinding and fillin and packin it real tight
granny said puff puff pass and it wasn't very long
I god all three of them were stoned.
ah glassy eyed, smilin from ear to ear, had the giggles.
Jed smells somethin while whittlin on the porch
opens the door granny's got a hooter fired up like a torch
Jed said smells like the opposum needs a basted
she says grab Jethro and we'll all get wasted.
Make it a family affair that is, puff puff pass yall hear.