Grandpa came by to see me yesterday, when he walked through the door I noticed he had a black eye, and his lip was swollen. “My God Grandpa what the hell happened to you? I asked. “Well son” he says. “You know that next week your grandma and I will celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary. Well yesterday morning we were sitting at the breakfast nook having our morning coffee and oatmeal.
I was reading the paper, and you know your grandma, she was rambling on about the good ole day’s and how excited she was about the anniversary party that your mom , aunts and uncles were going to put on for us.” Then she said “Monroe, do you remember when we first got married, how we used to get naked and run around the house all day long. How you would chase me and I would let you catch me sometimes, and we would make mad passionate love right here on the breakfast nook.
” Well, I wasn’t getting the sports section read with all her rambling so I told her “Yes dear I remember those were some of the greatest times of my life Oh God how I miss that.” I thought if I told her that it might shut her up for a little while. But oh hell no, just made it worse. Then she says to me “Monroe let’s do it. Let’s just do it right here. Let’s get naked and just enjoy each others company like we use to.” I thought what the hell, if I don’t I am never going to get this paper read.
“O.k. dear let’s do it.” I replied. So we both got undressed and sat back down at the breakfast nook, and I went back to reading the paper. Your grandma started back rambling on again. “oh Monroe, Monroe, it’s been almost 60 years since we said I do, and even today when I sit across from you and look at you I get a warm, tender feeling in my breast.” At that point I put down my newspaper, and look at her and say. “WELL HELL MABLE YOU SHOULD, ONE OF THEM IS IN YOUR CUP OF COFFEE AND THE OTHER IS IN YOUR OATMEAL. NOW CAN I READ MY DAMN PAPER? Son your grandma came unglued.